Oh honey, my (step) step-son isn't home yet. I guess you can come in and wait for him. Excuse me, but I'm busy getting ready for work. Feel free to go upstairs and get some juice.

You wanted to talk with me about something? What is it dear? You're having difficulty with girls your own age. You wished they looked more like me? You're sweet...and oh so young. But you're way in over your head. I'm not your typical PTA parent, and I'm not interested in a doting little puppy. You see...I own men. My husband is chained in the basement as we speak. Yes, you heard me right.

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