Your wife hired me as your personal trainer, and you seem less than enthused. Oh, I see what's happening here. You assume only a man can properly train your weak ass. That's alright. But since she already paid for this session, why don't you just humor me and go along with it. Plus, I have my way of seeing that I end up towering over you by the end of everything. Oh nothing...just start doing those bicep curls and you'll see.

As you curl, I get larger. More specifically, you get smaller. You see...I am sucking everything out of you. Granted, there wasn't much to offer to begin with... Show more