Custom: first thing in the morning. You've just rolled out of bed and haven't gotten around to washing your hair or anything else yet. You sit down to eat a big plate of breakfast. But you're kind of a sloppy eater, sometimes taking bites that are too big for your mouth, and you chew with your mouth open. Maybe you get some food on your face. (Don't smear it around like you're trying to get it everywhere. It's not a "Wet & Messy" theme. It should look natural, like you just don't care because you're in private and you're not trying to impress anyone.) Pretty much all through the meal, you're a...

Custom: first thing in the morning. You've just rolled out of bed and haven't gotten around to washing your hair or anything else yet. You sit down to eat a big plate of breakfast. But you're kind of a sloppy eater, sometimes taking bites that are too big for your mouth, and you chew with your mouth open. Maybe you get some food on your face. (Don't smear it around like you're trying to get it everywhere. It's not a "Wet & Messy" theme. It should look natural, like you just don't care because you're in private and you're not trying to impress anyone.) Pretty much all through the meal, you're also picking your nose. I know this isn't really in your control, but if possible, the video should be made at a time when you know you have some big, juicy boogers in there. You roll the boogers around and play with them with the fingers of one hand while you continue to eat with the other. However you decide to get rid of the boogers, you shouldn't wipe them on a proper tissue. Instead you should flick them away, or wipe them on your plate, or your clothes, or even eat them if you want to. Whatever you do with them, it should be something that's socially unacceptable. ;-) With the meal you're also drinking a bubbly beverage that makes you burp.