If we are going to be honest, I have felt embarrassed for you for a long time. Dateless, sexless loserdom has been the life for you forever and as your Goddess, I have decided to make things a little easier for you. No more lonely nights, beta boy .. I haven't gotten you just 1 gift but 2! 2 new girlfriends for you! How fucking pathetic and hilarious. You want to worship them, and be a good boyfriend. Send my feet gifts, tell them how much they are loved, and one day you want to marry them! Could you imagine? A ring on your finger and me, wearing a toe ring? Fucking stupid and fucking hilar... Show more