It’s sad, isn’t it? The fact that your wifey has to go on without you ... Ever since you got back into your little porn addiction, you’ve forgotten what it even feels like to understand life without it. It just feels so good pumping in the glow of a screen with your fave porn on it! You don’t want sex anymore, initiating it is off the table .. but if she tries to fuck you, you’re trying to look on your phone or imagine your fucking your fave pornstar! So I want you to rub one last one out to your unfortunate porn widow ... because you are never going to fucking return to your past life now ... Show more