My love, I am so happy that we are together on the board. You, me and my big, farting ass.

I feel amazing being here with you, I want to do the FARTINGso much! OOOOO yes, do you feel this gas?

Oh, forgive me for being a little rude, but I can't stop, I can't control it.

Ohhhh, another fart from my ass. I'm getting more and more excited about all this.

And next! Oh my God! How beautiful it smells! I know you want that smell, my ass. It's a great time for US!