I did it, I missed the toilet! I was running with all my strength, but the cookie fell into my pants. I can feel the heat spread over my panties, it's disgusting. I am menstruating too, it's a double catastrophe. I manage to throw the rest of the brownie in the toilet, rare, smelly sausages fall out of the toilet. And my farts? They smell unpleasantly, rumble very loudly, and have dirty hemorrhoids. I made a really HUGE BRICK. Then I wipe my ass thoroughly and head to the shower.