My three friends were fed up with their ugly and stupid husbands, so they commissioned me to destroy them. They want me to eat them and turn them into cookies. Every single one of them is a fucking slob with a small dick and a small brain. I welcome them into my home with joy, I am delighted that they are my new FOOD. I take them to the toilet, put the first one in my mouth, swallow it and in a moment it turns into a blueberry. It smells musty, the disgusting benkart is rotting. The next one is a worm with a tiny dick, he doesn't deserve any woman, I eat him with great pleasure and my stom...

My three friends were fed up with their ugly and stupid husbands, so they commissioned me to destroy them. They want me to eat them and turn them into cookies. Every single one of them is a fucking slob with a small dick and a small brain. I welcome them into my home with joy, I am delighted that they are my new FOOD. I take them to the toilet, put the first one in my mouth, swallow it and in a moment it turns into a blueberry. It smells musty, the disgusting benkart is rotting. The next one is a worm with a tiny dick, he doesn't deserve any woman, I eat him with great pleasure and my stomach digests him quickly. The third one is a hypocritical asshole, but I have a way with that too, I swallow him quickly, my throat crushes him and he too becomes a cake. And the gases they produced in my intestines stink terribly. Each of them is a piece of a big brownie and will remain so forever. And my girls will finally be with real men. Mission accomplished.