You are invisible to me, I am resting you are looking. I am in my house and I am talking to several people on the phone. I fart during these conversations. When I talk to a friend I pretend it farts my d o g, ha ha ha. I don't want her to see that I love farts. However, when I talk to my lover, I tell him that my ass gasses strongly and that I am waiting for him, h e loves my gas ass.