DAMN! its hard day. I am late for the office, I have two important meetings today and I have been grounded in the toilet. I can't leave the house, my ass is still expelled. Do you know what is the scariest thing? my boss is calling me! I have to answer, I explain to him that my d 0 g has diarrhea and that's why I'm late. While talking, I fart, my boss is surprised, he asks what it is. I lie to him that it's the sounds of my d 0 g. I'm really ashamed! did he believe??