do i look like santa claus? Yes, I have a red outfit, but I'm definitely a farting whore :)
in this movie I'm climbing a ladder, thanks to that you can see me from above, it's a perfect view for you, right?

My buttocks are shaking and they are throwing nasty gases outside! can you feel it? PERFECTION! When I bend strongly my ass is visible even better, and you can absorb my farts even more strongly. You know, the gases smell specific today ... because of what I ate yesterday.