Everybody calls me now when I fart. My boss heard my fart, I told him I had the bowel flu, I think he believed it. My friend knows me and knows how much I fart, so the sound of my gases did not surprise her. My boyfriend wants a picture of my farting ass but I take a picture of him! See how sweaty I am? my shirt is wet on my breast. It's a hell of a hot day, and I'm sweating a lot while gasping. And my belly? it's some giant!