Guess what I found today! Yep your perv stash. Where as most guys keep porn under their mattresses, I found something a little different under yours. That's right, I found your balloon stash. I'm not sure what the fuck you're doing with them, but I'm sure it's creepy. You have a balloon Fetish? A what? You like blowing up balloons & jerking off? Seriously I cant wait to tell my girlfriends all about this. So what, if I check your internet history, will I find links to girls blowing up balloons & popping them? Would you get hard watching your step-sister blow up a balloon? I bet your going t... Show more