Aww Hunny... I'm sure you've heard the saying a thousand times “its not you, its me” Well Babe, let me tell you, its completely YOU. You just don't satisfy me. I can't imagine you satisfied any of your ex-girlfriends either. I mean, how could you with a baby pecker like that?

But since I'm not a completely cold hearted bitch, just a cock hungry slut, I'm going to get you get off with me one last time. I'm going to get off the same way I always get off when we FUCK... At home, alone with my vibrator. Lol