You paid a fee to have me come spend some time with you on Valentine's Day because you just didn't want to be alone. You may have had something else in mind, but I already had a plan for you. You're going to spend this time worshiping my armpits! It doesn't matter if you aren't into armpits or not, because I'm here to open you up to new things. A new addiction...and you're going to love every minute of it!