Here we are in a new year and most people make all sorts of resolutions. If I had to guess, yours was probably to finally get laid! I'm here to tell you that it's not going to happen...LOL! This is the closest you're ever going to get to pussy, and I'm not even going to show it to you. Pussy just isn't ever going to end up in the same room as you. At least not in person. Only REAL men get pussy. Not losers. Not you. Ever. HAH!