Just as the title says... No Luck. No Pussy. You're not lucky enough to get laid on St. Patricks Day, or any day for that matter, and you're definately not lucky enough to have the oportunity to see My pussy. You're going to have to just keep stroking that pathetic loser dick of yours because you can't get laid. It's ok to fantasize about how perfect My pussy is though, because I'm telling you all about it.