It's the holidays and you're sitting at home jerking away at that tiny little thing you call a dick lol. Real men with nice dicks are getting laid right now, having an amazing time, but not you! Your tiny little weeny won't ever know what it feels like to actually give pleasure to a woman, and especially one like me. So just continue to sit there and stroke that pathetic thing to gorgeous women on the internet. That's how you'll spend Christmas, the entire holiday season, now and forever!