You've been doing a very good job here in the office, going above and beyond, so I've decided to offer you a promotion as my personal assistant. There will be some extra duties which involve my feet, in whic we discuss and get into some deeper, not so professional conversation. I can assure that even if you're not into feet, not long after taking this new position, you'll definitely start enjoying them and perhaps later be rewarded for going out of your way to pamper them!