You're my neighbor and I sent you an email with a clip of me to give you this special little message. I knew your email address because you're the head of the homeowners association, so all I had to do was look you up. You see, I've been noticing you peeking at me through the cracks of your fence when I'm outside working in my backyard. Not once, but many times. So I've decided to give you instructions on what you're going to do if you don't want everyone in the neighborhood finding out. You'd sure hate to lose your position, ruin your reputation and be labeled a pervert by everyone, right?... Show more