So you call Me up begging for Me to give you My honest opinion of your penis, and I let you come over. I give you My honest opinion, laughing & humiliating you. Ok, I want you and that little pecker out of My sight now! You need to go ahead and excuse yourself. My lover is on the phone, and I turn over and get comfortable on My stomach while having a chat with him about your sick. I thought you had left, but apparently not... you weirdo...you were actually enjoying all the things I was saying?! wtf!! Out you go!