You've come to my office to discuss your penis size, which you feel is quite small. I'm here to measure you up, and give you the truth, even if it's not what you want to hear. You'll need to drop your pants and get it hard first. I'll do a little posing and teasing to make sure you have the fullest erection you can get, and then see what you have to work with. Afterwards, I'll explain to you what your possible options are, as well as what women want. Are you ready for your appointment with me? lol