You probably thought I forgot about your Small Penis Tax that was due for this month didn't you? What a bad boy you are for not just naturally sending the tribute over. I didn't forget at all...in fact, I was waiting to give you permission to stroke that tiny little useless pindick, and what better time than the Holidays to finally grant you permission and have you pay tribute. $50, each and every month for the privilege to be abe to stroke that thing to me!