You probably won't be lucky enough to get laid this month since you're packing such a small penis, but if you pay your Small Penis Tax to me, you'll be lucky enough to stroke that little thing this month! You know it's small, so you know what you have to do, so do it!

You probably won't be lucky enough to get laid this month since you're packing such a small penis, but if you pay your Small Penis Tax to me, you'll be lucky enough to stroke that little thing this month! You know it's small, so you know what you have to do, so do it!