Guess what, I was out shopping yesterday, and I found something that will be perfect to use as a cock ring for you! I know you've been wanting one for a while, because you know how it makes your dick harder, and a bit bigger, and you've never been able to find one for that pathetic little pin dick. I mean, there's nothing that's ever gonna make that little dick worth while, but this should give you a bit more firmness at least.