I am a Mario Kart aficionado. A mega fan of the little mustachioed plumber man. I adore him and as such often cosplay as him day in and day out. When my friend challenges me to a Mario kart race I quickly jump at the chance to snag yet another easily secured victory that I can hold over my friends head indefinitely because whats life without gently ribbing your friends after all over how much they suck at video games. Muhahaha. As the race begins my friend suggests we make a friendly little wager out of things. Who ever wins becomes the others sex slave. Now I know my skills. My ability to ... Show more