I am 9 months pregnant and your girlfriend. I walk in the room in a tight little crop top and short tight shorts, telling you I am going to go out with the girls. You respond by telling me I can't go out dressed like this. I have gone out in this outfit before, so I know it's because I am pregnant. I show off my belly, responding with attitude about how I am dressed. You think my tight shirt will burst at the seams or something? I go and change. You think you won this argument, but I return in a tight black dress and black heels with lingerie underneath. Oh, you don't like this dress either...

I am 9 months pregnant and your girlfriend. I walk in the room in a tight little crop top and short tight shorts, telling you I am going to go out with the girls. You respond by telling me I can't go out dressed like this. I have gone out in this outfit before, so I know it's because I am pregnant. I show off my belly, responding with attitude about how I am dressed. You think my tight shirt will burst at the seams or something? I go and change. You think you won this argument, but I return in a tight black dress and black heels with lingerie underneath. Oh, you don't like this dress either? I remove the dress, leaving me standing there in lingerie and high heels. I tease you with my big pregnant body before heading out with the girls, dressed very revealing at 9 months pregnant.