I am bent over and notice you staring at my big ass. I don't get mad but I encourage it and talk about how big it's gotten since we started dating. I'm a cow! I ask what we'll do today, you say you have to work so I pout. Fine! I'll just stay home and get FAT all day! You better bring back dessert! I show with my hands how big my belly and ass will be when I'm done stuffing. You leave and I start stuffing my face. I eat a whole waffle in one bite, lunch, chocolate, chips, and pasta. All I get so full eating the pasta I couldn't possibly finish it. I try to stand only to fall back down. My b... Show more