I am bent over and notice you staring at my big ass. I don't get mad but I encourage it and talk about how big it's gotten since we started dating. I'm a cow! I ask what we'll do today, you say you have to work so I pout. Fine! I'll just stay home and get FAT all day! You better bring back dessert! I show with my hands how big my belly and ass will be when I'm done stuffing. You leave and I start stuffing my face. I eat a whole waffle in one bite, lunch, chocolate, chips, and pasta. All I get so full eating the pasta I couldn't possibly finish it. I try to stand only to fall back down. My b...

I am bent over and notice you staring at my big ass. I don't get mad but I encourage it and talk about how big it's gotten since we started dating. I'm a cow! I ask what we'll do today, you say you have to work so I pout. Fine! I'll just stay home and get FAT all day! You better bring back dessert! I show with my hands how big my belly and ass will be when I'm done stuffing. You leave and I start stuffing my face. I eat a whole waffle in one bite, lunch, chocolate, chips, and pasta. All I get so full eating the pasta I couldn't possibly finish it. I try to stand only to fall back down. My belly is too big and heavy now! I laugh as I struggle to stand. I finally lift myself up like a pregnant lady and clumsily waddle to the bedroom. The camera cuts to me on my back, unable to see my face over my belly. You come home and I tell you I went too far today, I made an absolute pig of myself, I am pinned down by my own belly. Oh, you brought home donuts? I couldn't possibly eat another bite I would burst. You're sad so I say fine, but you'll have to feed them to me since I can't move. Let's see if we can get me to burst! That's it, shove them down my throat. That's it, I'm gonna burst!