"I see your wife around the neighborhood, and she's always so unfriendly to me. She's so mean whenever I say hi. I hope you don't mind me saying so... but she's kind of a bitch! I think she's jealous because i'm younger and prettier. You know... I've had a crush on you for years... and I just turned 18. I don't care that you're a married man. Your wife doesn't satisfy you anymore, does she? Let me take care of your needs, baby." (Note: There's lots of derogatory language towards the 'wife' in this)