My boss has spoken to me more than once about my incessant tardiness. He's going to meet me at the door with a stern look on his face, I know, but I just can't seem to get dressed and out the door on time! I was chatting on the phone with a friend when I realized my shift had already started so I grabbed my hose, heels, and skirt and ran out the door with nothing on but a shirt and flip-flops! Of course I have to get on my attire while driving like a madwoman or else I'll show up half-dressed... Or not at all!