Once my tiny insubordinate escapes from under my foot, I show him who's boss/Goddess and track his skinny, shivering ass down, hiding for his life (which isn't worth much), one giant earth-pounding-and-shaking step at a time. (Special effects included!) I was on the phone with Giantess Tina when he slipped away, and I took that opportunity to remind her that, just as I would stalk him and capture him and rain down on him his due punishment, I'd do the same to her if she kept spreading lies and gossip about me. Her voice trembled in fear as I rebuked her, and she apologized for being surly. I c... Show more