On my way to meet my blind date. Giddy with excitement. Nervous and horny. It's been too long. But my little man is jealous and wants to accompany me. Claims I need an just in case my date is a jerk, or in case he doesn't respect boundaries. Blah blah. But I don't believe him. What he wants is to eavesdrop on us and sabotage the whole thing... wants me all to himself. Dilemma: If I say no and leave him in my glove box, I'll feel guilty; if I keep him in my purse, he'll make noise and it'll be hard to explain; maybe if I tuck him down between my cleavage it'll muffle him and keep his happy. All... Show more