This cold is feeling more like the flu and it's making me feel worse by the minute. I even had to go to work while dealing with this miserable sickness! And you, my lazy slave, didn't even bother to do anything around the house while I was gone today. It's only right that you feel as badly as I feel right now so I'm going to have to cough on you. Come closer, you sissy! Are you scared of getting sick? Or are you just scared of me?