Boyfriend is such an insensitive bastard. Missed our date and didn't call to apologize until the next day! Well, I've had enough! I'll have no more! I want nothing more than to crush his balls with my heels, and make him squirm and grimace in pathetic pain! But since he's not here, I'll use these fresh red, big-ball-sized tomatoes. I will annihilate them, first caressing their tender flesh as if mercifully forgiving him and then -- surprise! -- mercilessly pureeing them into spilled on the concrete! I need a new boyfriend!