Your cherished collectable baseball cards. Priceless! So why did you leave them lying around the house, subject to being trounced and trampled? I was minding my own business, tending to laundry. Then out for errands. I didn't realize, until I returned from shopping, that one of them -- your most irreplaceable one -- had gotten stuck to my clogs and, well, was thoroughly defaced. Pulverized! I could even tell if it was an A. Rod or a Nim Rod by the time I noticed it. Marred totally beyond recognition. And now... worthless!