My pathetic boyfriend showed up at my door unexpectedly, as pitiable as a beggar. He was completely incorrigible when we were together... inept and totally insensitive. Always and only thought about himself. Nothing ever changes! For he hadn't shown up to say he was sorry and please give him a second chance, which I wouldn't have done anyway. Instead he had a proposition: He'd give me his entire life's savings, a handsome sum (he was born into money!), if I'd convert (or is the word "reduce"?) him into a piece of cake and tear him, bite by bite, into nothing. He wanted to be in my mouth... and...

My pathetic boyfriend showed up at my door unexpectedly, as pitiable as a beggar. He was completely incorrigible when we were together... inept and totally insensitive. Always and only thought about himself. Nothing ever changes! For he hadn't shown up to say he was sorry and please give him a second chance, which I wouldn't have done anyway. Instead he had a proposition: He'd give me his entire life's savings, a handsome sum (he was born into money!), if I'd convert (or is the word "reduce"?) him into a piece of cake and tear him, bite by bite, into nothing. He wanted to be in my mouth... and in my stomach... and... Well, he understood the implication. He'd be ingested by me, digested... and then EXPELLED as disgusting waste!! Guess he'd lost his marbles, and maybe I'd lost mine because I agreed! This is the first part of that insane "transaction".