You're in for it now, you weak pathetic little man! I will smother you... and make your gawking eyes water. My ass is dirty and my stomach full of gas! Kneel! Open your nostrils wide! Inhale deeply, you dirty ass slave! Now count 'em... Not one, not two, but THREE audible, atrocious farts! What? Can't breathe? Well get used to it, because I've got a key to this cage. And I'm going to lock your ass down. That way, anytime I'm so inclined, I can sit on your sad face and expel my ass's gases!!! What sad is that you like being dominated, don't you?