Just inches from vacuuming up the little fucker, a speck so tiny he blends into the threads of my carpet, I cut the power and go off on him. It's one of my mischievous co-workers, and he snuck in -- broke in! -- to my house to see how the other half lives ... and no doubt to catch me in some half-dressed and vulnerable position. Probably wanted to know if I have sex, and with whom, and in the absence of a real person, whether I masturbate, and the kind of toys I use, and whether I'm a moaner. Well, he'll get his wish, the perv. I'll give him an inside view, a front row seat ... attached to my ... Show more