You SAY you are looking for a job but I haven't seen any evidence. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to work my ass off all day while you, my unemployed husband, lie around the house? And do you know how many times I've been approached by powerful businessmen who want to fuck me? I decline every offer because I am not the cheating type! But every once in awhile I need to be fucked properly. I want you between my legs tonight (but not in the way you're thinking, I'm sure).