I ordered a sex toy off the black market, kinda like a kidney but so much more versatile and fun to play with: a real man, shrunken to sex toy size, concealable, portable, and orgasmically multi-functional. He arrived Priority Mail, cutely gift wrapped, and in perfect condition.... ready to work, ready to please. I read the note enclosed: "Dear Annabelle, thanks for your purchase. This real life shrunken man used to be called Marc but you may call him whatever pleases you as he is now your own personal sex slave. Do not worry about any legal issues as everything has been taken care of. He is n... Show more