You've got to see this bobble big-head doll. He had a big head in real life too, but he got shrunk by the gods of justices. He loved to cheat on me and then, insincerely, weep and mourn when I confronted him. He talked to me like I was so small... And I stupidly accepted too many of his apologies... Then I wised up, showed myself some respect, and prayed to the heavens for just recompense. Voila... he was small and I towered over him in smug revenge.