*startled* What are you doing here, in my house? And why are you so, so small? Can you hear me? *seductively* You know what turns me on, boys? Little tiny tongues flicking and licking me... all my naughty bits. My big, supple breasts. My hard, erect nipples. My sexy hairy pussy. A tongue on my swollen clit, right there, and a tongue on -- or should I say, in -- my sweet little bumhole. Oh my! Well boys, this could be a rare treat for all of us. *rhetorically* You ready to lick?

*startled* What are you doing here, in my house? And why are you so, so small? Can you hear me? *seductively* You know what turns me on, boys? Little tiny tongues flicking and licking me... all my naughty bits. My big, supple breasts. My hard, erect nipples. My sexy hairy pussy. A tongue on my swollen clit, right there, and a tongue on -- or should I say, in -- my sweet little bumhole. Oh my! Well boys, this could be a rare treat for all of us. *rhetorically* You ready to lick?