I've just returned from an exhilirating jog and I want you to look at these sneakers. They're becoming too worn and I'm not happy about that. Wait until you smell them. Atrocious! And these socks. Very damp and stinky, huh? I'm willing to mail the socks and sneakers to you but it will come at a price! What I want is a $300 gift card. Send it to *CONTACT ME EVEN IF YOU DON'T PURCHASE THIS CLIP - I'LL STILL ALLOW YOU TO PURCHASE THESE ITEMS*

I've just returned from an exhilirating jog and I want you to look at these sneakers. They're becoming too worn and I'm not happy about that. Wait until you smell them. Atrocious! And these socks. Very damp and stinky, huh? I'm willing to mail the socks and sneakers to you but it will come at a price! What I want is a $300 gift card. Send it to *CONTACT ME EVEN IF YOU DON'T PURCHASE THIS CLIP - I'LL STILL ALLOW YOU TO PURCHASE THESE ITEMS*