I'm sure you know why I've called you into my office. I have a zero tolerance policy toward employees spreading gossip around here. And it's been brought to my attention that you've been telling your co-workers that I've given you a footjob. The audacity! Do you have any idea how furious it made me to hear that? You know my employees are loyal to me and tell me everything! I'm going to offer you three options. I can write you up, I can fire you, or I can humiliate you. What I really want to do is to fire you but I think I could get my point across more poignantly if I made you do a little hum...

I'm sure you know why I've called you into my office. I have a zero tolerance policy toward employees spreading gossip around here. And it's been brought to my attention that you've been telling your co-workers that I've given you a footjob. The audacity! Do you have any idea how furious it made me to hear that? You know my employees are loyal to me and tell me everything! I'm going to offer you three options. I can write you up, I can fire you, or I can humiliate you. What I really want to do is to fire you but I think I could get my point across more poignantly if I made you do a little humbling penance. So bury your nose in my pantyhose-covered feet and inhale. Now that's the smell of a powerful woman, isn't it? Take your raging hard-on and get out of my office. I hope everyone notices how ridiculous you look when you're on your way back to your cubicle. *www.SOLEFUCK.com*