I'm sick with a terrible cold -- watery eyes, sniffling, sneezing and coughing. I've got to get the rest of the day off from work. But there's an important meeting, at which my presence is mandatory... Hmm, maybe I can persuade my boss, who can't seem to hide his affection for me and my feet, to let me go home early. It will take some effort; he really does need me today. But with a little eye-batting and gentle persuasion from my feet, I'm certain I'll have success. Surely he'll be sympathetic when I blow my sick little nose, or cross my feet just so... or, if necessary, offer to give him a f...

I'm sick with a terrible cold -- watery eyes, sniffling, sneezing and coughing. I've got to get the rest of the day off from work. But there's an important meeting, at which my presence is mandatory... Hmm, maybe I can persuade my boss, who can't seem to hide his affection for me and my feet, to let me go home early. It will take some effort; he really does need me today. But with a little eye-batting and gentle persuasion from my feet, I'm certain I'll have success. Surely he'll be sympathetic when I blow my sick little nose, or cross my feet just so... or, if necessary, offer to give him a footjob!