A companion piece to *The Interview*.. This time, noticing the bulge in your pants, and noticing it was the uncanny smell of my worn slippers, a wet faint vinegar odor floating in the air of the room, that got your fixed attention, I decide to take you to my shoe closet to find the smelliest pair. The flats were rich but not as stout as my sneakers, what with the insoles torn all up from excessive wear and as full of the sweaty stench of my feet as a sponge left in the rain is full of dirty water. And if you prove you've the perfect nose for my well-scented feet, I think I've got the perfect j...

A companion piece to *The Interview*.. This time, noticing the bulge in your pants, and noticing it was the uncanny smell of my worn slippers, a wet faint vinegar odor floating in the air of the room, that got your fixed attention, I decide to take you to my shoe closet to find the smelliest pair. The flats were rich but not as stout as my sneakers, what with the insoles torn all up from excessive wear and as full of the sweaty stench of my feet as a sponge left in the rain is full of dirty water. And if you prove you've the perfect nose for my well-scented feet, I think I've got the perfect job for you!