I am your science teacher and I am grading projects at my house. Until I come across yours. Which is labelled as some sort of potion. I clearly think it is just filled with water and that you are playing some sort of sick joke on me. I invite you over to explain yourself. I take the potion to prove to you that you're lying. You end up being right. it worked and you are now able to do what you please with me. I wake up covered in your jizz with a note saying not to tell anyone otherwise you will show the whole school a video of what we did. I am now horrified.