When I tell my boyfriend that I want to smoke, he rushes to my side andlights my cigarette for me without hesitation. I have him well trained,and he immediately drops to the floor to become my human ashtray. He openshis mouth wide and I tap my cigarette on his tongue, and he knows toswallow the ash without me having to tell him. I look gorgeous as I sit onthe sofa and enjoy my cigarette, pausing to ash the cigarette in hiswaiting mouth. I`ll never need a real ashtray as long as I keep this guyaround! Hovering the cigarette over his mouth, I put it out by spitting onit and make him swallow the ... Show more