Over the years, I've learned a lot about you and your sexless marriage. Now I'm using all that information to make you obsess about Me. Every time you will get horny, you will think of Me. You will keep coming back to Me more and more. You will be late for dinners, datenightts will be cancelled and soon enough, divorce will follow. Then you will dedicate every moment of your time and every penny you eanr to Me, your rightfull owner.