Why does riding balloons feel so good? I try to not question it anymore. I put a blue balloon down and hop on for a ride. Straddling the balloon, I rock back and forth for a bit. Then I get up to face the camera and bounce hard. The balloon doesn't bust from bouncing on it (for some reason I get SO turned on when I bounce hard on a balloon but it won't bust) so I turn around to ride it. It doesn't last much longer before I bust it under my butt while humping it.